So, this is going to go much like we thought it would. It seems like a nice wagon that many of us may consider when car shopping. The dealer makes no effort whatsoever and would much rather put us in a crossover that’s loaded with rebates and discounts. The wagon doesn’t sell because people aren’t going to pay full…

What is autopilot for?

BTW Rob, you’re getting your music generations wrong. This is a an AC/DC, Molly Hatchet, Skynyrd classic rock vehicle at best, as it would still be a few years before Whitesnake and hair metal in general would become popular enough to be boom box material. Besides, you need an even bigger piece of automotive crap to…

I still think it says “slut life”

In all honesty, if it really means that much to you to see it for yourself, you should just avoid the internet altogether and make it a priority to watch it the first thing Sunday morning.

Great post, great points.

Your bean weigh to picky hear.

No.

I realize Deadspin loves shitting on the Cardinals and I’m wasting keyboard strokes, but this statement is not passive-aggressive in any way, and is just a communication of fact to Cardinal fans that Stanton is not coming.

Tire pressure was off .5 psi, should have used a digital gauge.

Am I doing it right?

“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

That awesome moment someone on a video game blog is a better investigative journalist this half the media in the nation. Anyway, I believe he is lying(it’s obvious) but I don’t say that to be mean to him. I wonder what was his reason for doing something like this? It seems very strange. I hope this gets an update.

“There is a Dick’s Sporting Goods 2.5 miles from your location. Would you like directions?”

Siri, punch this humorless lump in his goddamned dick.

Good God no. Crossover “coupes” are the most pointless abortions foisted on the car driving public.

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

My dreams of a Hellcat Pacifica draw nearer...

Hi all! I’m just here to watch people say incredibly shitty things to one another over their choice of phone.

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,