Your bean weigh to picky hear.

No.

I realize Deadspin loves shitting on the Cardinals and I’m wasting keyboard strokes, but this statement is not passive-aggressive in any way, and is just a communication of fact to Cardinal fans that Stanton is not coming.

Tire pressure was off .5 psi, should have used a digital gauge.

Am I doing it right?

“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

That awesome moment someone on a video game blog is a better investigative journalist this half the media in the nation. Anyway, I believe he is lying(it’s obvious) but I don’t say that to be mean to him. I wonder what was his reason for doing something like this? It seems very strange. I hope this gets an update.

Good God no. Crossover “coupes” are the most pointless abortions foisted on the car driving public.

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

My dreams of a Hellcat Pacifica draw nearer...

Cuss all you want in the body of the article, but for the love of God can you stop dropping F bombs in the title of articles, particularly for something that everyone wants to read like The Morning Shift? You are going to get banned by our IT people, and then I’m going to have to work,

i will never understand people that buy cars to not drive them..... theres only so much looking at a car i can do before i get bored.. i’ll never get bored of driving them (well... some cars i might...)

Tom, normally your advice is top-notch but suggesting anyone buy a 6 year old Audi practically warrants a complaint to the BBB. ;)

$60k sounds reasonable until you play the “What else can I get for $60k?” game.

Serious question: are these Supras that good in stock form? I’ve never had the chance to drive an unmodified one, and know they’re reasonably quick for their time, but I thought their appeal lay solely in how bonkers tunable the thing is...

My vote: crack price

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

Is this the first you’ve heard of this movie reference?

What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle. You don’t do it. It’s just against the rules.

Money is apolitical. Listen to economists and they’re usually laughing at people (both left and right) who try and understand the world’s largest economy from their back porch. If you want to understand how something really complex operates, don’t listen to the amateurs (ahem), listen to the doctorates and experts.…