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Tried to talk the wife into letting me do that to our Outback. No dice. Makes me miss my old 04 Forester XT with AT tires and a skid plate. But more importantly a turbo, tune and a manual...

I prefer the last Subaru you posted.

You tend not to expect pedestrians anywhere on or along a race track on the wrong side of the wall, in all honesty. I know this guy in blue was trying to be helpful, but did he go the Kevin Ward School of Racetrack Dumbfuckery, for heaven’s sake?!

DON’T EVER CALL IT A “CHALLY” EVER AGAIN.

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I believe the correct term is ‘sweet jump’,;

I think the fuel is to blame.

Yes, if you buy the right tools.

This car seriously had all the makings of a Nissan 370Z, Ford Mustang and Chevrolet Camaro, Infiniti G37, etc competitor. If you only look at the spec sheet, this car had everything it needed... but...

Bernie Sanders would have made SURE that absolutely every American got a Ford GT.... not just the Wall Street bankers.

Yeah, I mean, when a track bro show up in their stock as hell 911 Carrera S wearing a full suit, it’s a little ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. But when you’re making a 225 MPH attempt in a 1,700+ HP GT-R.. OK, it’s time to break out the serious kit.

I can’t wait to see one with black rims jacked up tailgating me on the highway. Very excite.

Because snitches get stitches. Or, in the case of GM, molded plastic stitches.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

A Dodge Shadow by itself isn’t much of a car. It’ll get you where you’re going, and that’s about it. But the CSX-VNT is a pretty cool ride. It actually doesn’t look bad. Very 80's, but that can be a positive if you prefer your cars on the boxier side.

This was recorded on the bridge just after he passed.

If you have enough packing peanuts, the possibilities are endless!

The Vice President approves

[Touches envelope to forehead]