Bahahahaha! Sorry man, but The Newsroom was straight up awful.

This Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore.

Just unbelievable presence of mind by Diggs. Once he came down with the ball, he KNEW they would be in FG range and also KNEW that if he went down in bounds it’s game over. If he goes out of bounds right there it’s still an unbelievable play to get your team in position for a game winning kick. Every fiber of his…

Nah, that’s not what you said.  

Your post manages to be both an incredibly lame humblebrag and a perfect example of virtue-signalling. Double whammy!

Yes.

This is almost too perfect for a Chapo reading series.

I really enjoy The Good Place, and it certainly belongs in the top 20. But come on now, #1? That’s ridiculous.

100%. Mad Men is the prime example of this. Those dapper 60's guys and gals made smoking cigs, drinking whiskey look so fucking elegant.

*Um, to be fair...you have to have a very high IQ to understand Dan’s advice here. The advice is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the advice will go over a typical depressed person’s head.*

I just checked Fox News’ site to see if this story would even warrant a headline from them, and was somewhat shocked to find a story about it.

“Can we make Larry 30% more woke?”

It is a good statement, but he’s also an asshole for not just admitting it and giving this statement a long time ago. I’ve defended CK on this site multiple times, arguing that it was irresponsible for sites like AVC to report on what were at the time strictly “blind-item” rumors and for people to just assume he’s a…

Cool.

Psssh, I liked Jim Beam before it was cool. Seriously though, it’s always been my favorite lower-mid-shelf bourbon. Not great on its own but quite good for mixing. JB and ginger ale with a splash of lime juice is a damn fine cocktail.

Man, I forgot about that Shield ep from Kavannaugh’s perspective, that was a hell of an episode. I binged The Shield at lightning speed and so many episodes just kinda run together in my mind. I really need to go back through and take time to appreciate its genius.

“Meet me in the traaaap, it’s goin downnn, meet me in the maaall, it’s goin downnn, meet me in the cluuub, it’s goin downnn, anywhere ya meet me guaranteed to go downnn.” - Yung Joc

I’m all about Nancy’s little chin-dribble brush off. Ice cold.

Please I have a family!

It really smacks of a “No actually *I* broke up with *her*!” move from Flake more than any kind of courageous stand-taking.