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One thing from the keynote. Tesla fans are even worse than Apple fans, or maybe they are the same people. Some guy kept on saying “wow” to everything Elon talked about. And right before the unveil, some woman screamed “You are my hero”. Jesusbatteryfuck

Suicide doors. Please let it be suicide doors.

These autonomous driving sensors are getting out of hand.

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.

Give us the Cactus and no one gets hurt.

My first car was an $800 1984 Nissan Sentra and I worked my butt off to own/operate it! Also learned to drive a clutch with it, and strangely enough it needed a new clutch not long after I’d driven it for a few months.

Never had a car and your first one is $35,000? Maaaaybe start with a beater and work your way up. Also, who has enough money that they jump between a Honda Fit and a Tesla, and maybe you’ll give it to your mom and use it every now and then. “Mom, I was going to get you a Malibu, but figured this Jaguar might be good

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2018 M5, I’m really happy for you, and imma let you finish....

But will the algorithm know what it’s doing? Does it understand Multi-21? Does it need to shit?

The car (with billionaire doors, by the way) is an insane feat of engineering,...

Tavarish is going to be disappointed. This didn’t do nearly enough damage structurally to make them a good buy for the price of a Camry.

It’s a Dodge Neon, so probably everything else that wasn’t already broken.

I want this painted red, downpipes and all... Vanity plate HELLBOY.

The want to keep all of your fingers.

Finally something is accessible on an Audi engine without assuming the maintenance position.

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Ha ha! It looks like it is wrapped in crumpled-up aluminum foil! Just one more thing that wonder material can do.

Mercedes-AMG GT AMG?

That's about 617 hp/liter. That's insane.

So, Bendy Bus X7?