Dear Porsche,

The look on Patrick George’s face knowing his Camaro crash has been knocked down a notch on the list of worst GM street car crashes at Belle Isle:

So that’s how you access the lower bank spark plugs!

ahem...

The steering wheel not being installed correctly, and their repeated inability to fix it, strikes me as more than a minor quality issue. Having to replace the windshield twice also speaks to Tesla’s inability to make a profit.

You are incorrect. The absolute worst are people who pull into the pump, go in and buy shit (cigarettes, drinks, or snacks) and no fuel.

Then why choose the National Anthem to protest? Why not player introductions, or the halftime marching band if it’s not about the flag or country? Not arguing the basis of the protests, just the method and contradicting messages like ‘it’s not about the flag or country itself’ ... because it is.

I like how a 911 just ran a lap 10 seconds faster than Porsche’s million dollar hypercar...that’s like a Camaro stomping out the fastest Corvette’s lap time.

Still, were they smart enough to wear a brown driving suit?

I’m proud to announce that we are working on an electric Ferrari called the E-Nzo.

Congrats on having the dumbest take in this article.

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

For as often as this happens, car traffic has bigger problems to solve than proximity to runuway approach paths.

Looks like someone got a donation from the taxi union’s lobbying group.

Or maybe Mario Andretti? Three-time USAC champion? 1978 F1 champion? Maybe?

Um, Jacques Villeneuve ring a bell? 1995 IndyCar World Series Champion, 1996 F1 Runner-up, 1997 F1 Champion? Just a tinkle?

I was expecting this song to be on the truck’s radio.

So your advice after owning multiple BMW’s bought from poors who can’t afford to maintain them is: “Stick to old MB’s bought from poors on craigslist”?