Also, where to put my latte? Or my big gulp? How will my ass stay warm? Or cool? Or massaged?

Seattle, too. Portland and Seattle are pretty much the same thing. Well, not really, Seattle has the massive tech bro boom going on. But the Subaru Crosstrek is the official car of the PNW. I think they actually issue one to you when you go change your address.

Indeed. I’ve had three 90's Subaru’s and every one of them was either broken into or stolen. Best ways to prevent it this:

Yeah, not very clear. I thought he made it back to Washington only to have his car stolen and subsequently found it in Portland.

I think anyone considering one of these cars should instead consider an Elise or Exige. Much simpler. More reliable. More affordable. Less maintenance costs. Less ugly. But of course that last one is subjective. CP from the get go.

Tell me about it. :(

On the contrary, I’d love for you to correct me so I don’t make those mistakes ever again. Please.

I’m giving you a star because I love you.

SPICY!

As much shit as I’m giving you for your grammatical sins, for what it’s worth, I completely agree with you on this.

Oh please, Erin. This advice is bullshit and you know it.

To be fair, you DID misuse “breaks” twice (across two different comments) so I suspect people are thinking it wasn’t just a simple typo. (Plus, you straight-up used the wrong word. A typo is when you just flubbed typing the word and it came out something like, “brales” since “L” is next to “K”.) And, well, since you…

You’re welcome! <3 <3 <3

Ahem, “brakes” not “breaks”.

Though cool, I will still take an O.G. Stratos.

Good to see dubstep is still a thing in Croatia.

I have yet to experience Instant Karma. Oh how I count the days...

Short answer: Yes.

You definitely have yourself a very unpopular opinion. Still, your opinion is valid. If unpopular.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: