This is the proper response to someone who doesn’t get it. Thank you.

Wait... How.... is this a human being?

Look, I’m not saying this guy deserved to have his dream car burned to the ground. Certainly, this DeLorean didn’t deserve this fate. And by that, I mean the fate of belonging to a fucking YouTuber.

Poet after my own heart. I like Fancy Kristen. But I absolutely LOVE Salty Fancy Kristen.

Oh look, white Ohio teens with a passion for an inherently tribal activity turn out to be racist dickheads.

Plus one on this shit.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion of course. But whatever you think of his music, Bruno Mars is one of the few pop artists out there who continues to genuinely carry the torch lit by Michael Jackson. Try listening to other male vocalists out there and you’ll see Mars brings a rare kind of passion and energy to his…

Kristen, in your research, did you not come across the fact that if you don’t get a Viper with racing stripes (Blue w/ white stripes or Black w/ red stripes) that you’ll be forever labeled a failure?

Man, fuck you for all this truth in comedy you spew.

I see what you’re saying, but at the same time the A110 is a mid-engined car. Some people really want that.

Oi, the more I see these things the more I want them. For shame they aren’t coming to the States.

He’s good-looking? He has a great body?

That’s my car! Close but not quite, though. It is a K24. The original engine swap I completed about two years ago, but I’m going through and upgrading the charge-cooling. Going from a2a to an a2w solution, which required removal of the engine AND the front clam of the car. I have lots of photos of the car as I’ll be…

Wow. Kinda crazy. That is my Exige. But it’s not being prepped for rally. For road course.

Raphael, that’s my Exige that Sam’s standing in front of. You guys were at my car club and you didn’t even call me. Our relationship is over. You hear me?!

Windows in the door? Well, strike this one off my holiday list. (Cuz you know, I’m the kind of person who can afford these types of cars.) I don’t want people to see my into my Senna as I’m sitting in it on account of me likely having a giant throbbing erection. Sorry. Not sorry.

Big League.

Yup, I realize they are reviving an old name. Comment still stands.

I realize they are reviving an old name. Comment still stands.

I love this car already. But I think they missed the mark on the name. It should’ve been “Griffin”. The hell with “Griffith”. *dies*