No one’s going to bite on your strawman arguments, bud.

A racist. You think black people can’t be racist? Source: Candace Owens.

Any other questions, bitch boy?

Cancel culture does not exist.

Ah yes, I was waiting for the “MUH SLIPPERY SLOPE” guy. He’s best friends with the “MUH CANCEL CULTURE” guy.

Cancel culture does not exist. People find the owner to be an asshole, so they are declining to work with him in the future. It’s pretty fucking simple.

You and your sister’s vagina are not a good mix.

Ever.

But you just keep on fuckin’, huh.

In the BR genre my current dream is a game that has CoD: Warzone’s movement, Apex’s gunplay and Fortnite’s events that shake up the whole map.

I’ll actually amend it and say “anybody who’s ever played a AAA game before” because PUBG was atrociously bad in literally everything except the concept/idea of a BR.

I’m saying this as someone who dumped 300+ hours into it. 

“ lose your career over it “

How sad and tragic that someone.. *checks notes* .. lost their career playing video games for a living for being an asshole.

If you’ve got a dream job, maaaaybe don’t throw it away?

“ After all the finger-wagging is over with, they’re still...here. “

OK, so go flip burgers or dig ditches like…

Any fps veteran who spent more than 5 seconds in PUBG knew it was never going to be #1 with that janky ass movement/gunplay.

Not that men also can’t wear it, but looks like the person in the helmet is wearing makeup around the eyes.

So were you a dev on this game or something? Show us on the doll where the reviewer touched you.

“complaining about an M-rated gaming being violent” is not something this article did. Again, your lack of reading comprehension is troubling if you’re going to be criticizing other people’s writing.  

No, that’s just your (lack of) reading comprehension.

“They didn’t like a thing I like or think I will like, so their review must be half-assed!” - some dumbass

Not sure why I’m even gonna bother responding to your half-assed comment, but how is this a half-assed review?

Actually, don’t bother, it’s just going to be some variation of “they didn’t like a thing I think I will like/do like”

Funny because I see nothing in the actual article about how to invest money.

[incest intensifies]

“If they can get back together, great. But come on.” 

The “take a screenshot, save it, host it, re-upload someone’s reply to you instead of actually replying to them directly” shit is so fucking cringy. I’m sure you’ll either do that or dismiss this one, too.

People that try to Gatekeep Kinja (greys vs black) are a “special” collection of human beings.