“awful habits leading to obesity and shooting eachother constantly.”

See that’s no way to talk about your blood relatives in West Virginnie like that. 

You are a human being that was born through incest. Die slow.

there’s literally no divide between you and your sister’s vagina

#believeincest

[incest intensifies]

Doesn’t really apply. Battlefront was never particularly buggy. There just wasn’t much content at first + loot box fiasco.

Your sister?

He’s a greatest hits of stereotypical neckbeardom, even down to the “our hobby” gatekeeping.

Still roleplaying in comment sections in 2020? Oh wait, I forgot for one millisecond you were an unrepentant neckbeard. My fault! Will try to do better next time.

Don’t you have a katana to buy at the mall? Oh wait, the mall’s closed. Makes sense why you’re here now. 

What’s it like to online roleplay in comment sections in 2020?

*Cringe* 

Always amusing when the snowflakes call others carebears. Peak amusement.

You’re literally malding at this point.

“The problem is people like you who insist it isn’t a problem and let the assholes who do this stuff off the hook.”

He’s both, though.

[neckbeard intensifies]

“THIS GIRL SAID SHE WAS ABUSED ONLINE! I’M GOING TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY AS A MEMBER OF THE MALE SEX AND GET REALLY, REALLY BIG MAD ON THE INTERNET ABOUT IT”

Funny when you’re going on about carebears and safe spaces but you’re literally triggered by this article, and doubled down by wading into the content section for everyone else to see your insecurity/tears.

D’awwwwwwwww, so precious. 

You’re the white version of incest. Wait - there isn’t any other kind!

REEEE! BLACK PEOPLE, REEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEE! LOUD NOISES, SHINY THINGS! REEEEEE! INCEST INTENSIFIES!!