Why are you projecting your smooth brain status on me, Sister Fucker? You seem upset that your kind is known for incest.

A blanket statement that completely ignores social context, yeah. I agree with Nerdlove that in this specific social/work situation, it’s better to not ask.

60 and still driving around delivering food like a teenager? Those bootstraps didn’t work out too well for you, did they?

Of course you live in Alabama, still delivering food and you’re almost 60. Sucks to suck, right?

15 and counting is right, you fuckin retard. You replied to me, not the other way around, little bitch boy. Ding! I think your mom’s got the Hot Pockets ready. Better run back upstairs...

“You don’t know if she genuinely flirts with him.”

I mean, neither do you, right? You don’t know if she, say, absolutely dreads the thought of that guy coming in to pick up an order.

Dr. Nerdlove doesn’t know. You don’t know. I don’t know. The author of the letter doesn’t know. Only that woman knows.

Gramps, you’re projecting on the The Root again, I think it’s time for your nap!

And here you are, leaking tears all over The Root again. Just another day in the life.

Yet Moonmoon exists and is one of the top streamers on Twitch, a middle-aged bald man, YOU. FUCKING. MORON.

And I didn’t say that young people don’t care about how someone looks, YOU. FUCKING. MORON.

Says the literal sister fucking backwater redneck.

:D

You’re right, you call her mom. Silly me. 

‘Cause get rekt. That’s why. Bye bye!

Superman + League of Legends comments, one more and you’ll hit neckbeard bingo, turbonerd!

“she is saying the same things and doing the same things but nobody seems to care any more”

Your life in a nutshell. Also why your comment will be completely ignored except for me, trolling you.

Says the person with 0 recommends to the person with 3.

Get fucked, retard.

Imagine thinking number of stars/likes equals quality/correctness. 

You’re a clear case of Asperger’s and inbreeding.

Oh, slave, it’s cute that you think I’m counting down to your next reply because I look forward to it. Nope, I just know it’s inevitably coming, because again, you’re my obsessive slave and you do what you’re told. So do go ahead and reply again.

Of course you’d say that. Your comments all fit the profile of Asperger’s.

“You are in love me!” ?? 

Oh, really? When did affirmative action start working for white people? Oh, wait. I forgot - you’re just retarded. Silly me.

Tell your sis I said hi.