Everybody should be giving a thunderous round of applause for the anti-TLJ circlejerkers who doomed us to this timeline. Spook the mouse into moving away from absolutely any risk-taking and this is what you get. Enjoy your billionth helping of nostalgia all because you thought Luke should always be exactly the same…

“But the EU” will forever be the worst take because you can fit “but the EU” to fit literally ANY argument, good or bad. And 95% of it was trash. I guess I should be expecting Luuke in the new film..

“The populace” ??

You’re aware that Trump got 2.87 MILLION less votes than Clinton and only won through the antiquated Electoral College, right?

Yeah, it’s too bad the minority of voters voted for a sheisty conman.

Yeah, I’m sure that’s why Alex Jones and your ilk are so quick to lash out with tears in your eyes “FREE SPEECH” and “DEPLATFORMED” and “CANCELED” when they get kicked off Twitter, huh?

Hey, man, sounds like a ripe opportunity for you! I bet that you’d get paid more than that Burger King college thing you talked about doing!

Says the fedora clad neckbeard.

What an oddly specific reference. I’m sure it’s not at all just you projecting your own life situation onto others.

It’s rich that you would ever try to call somebody else out for a fedora when you unironically used the word flagellating in an internet comment.

Whataboutism

Also, it’s very nice of you to not charge Obama rent for him to live in your head. Charitable, even.

Clutching pearls and embarrassing yourself over a guy who plays games for a living. Good stuff.

You’d think out of 18 posts since since 10 am today you’d have said one funny / insightful / meaningful thing, but nope.

Yes, specifically sex offenders offending against Kinja user fleshsword’s family. Any other questions?

You know how I know you’re a neckbeard?

“flagellating” 

Only when the subjects are sex offenders and fleshsword’s family.

“Yawn” ?

What’s it like to roleplay on internet messageboards, bitch boy?

Yeah this guy gets off on the bad faith bullshit. 

“It’s key when teaching special needs kids: repetition.”

Remember? Oh, you already forgot? See, this is why we need the repetition for you.

Why do defensive? I love how it’s somehow impossible for grown ass men to not degrade themselves caping/stanning for a YouTuber. It’s like you all get a notification instantly anytime anybody says anything remotely disparaging about him.

I cringed so hard at the hashtags that I think I hurt myself.

Well, it’s nice that you actually learned something from the special ed classes you were in. I’m proud of you, little guy.