I’m back? It’s more like you’re back, since you’re the one who originally commented to me on this thread. You stalking me or something? Kinda creepy.

Admitting to being a grown man who literally takes bets with coworkers about internet comment boards - yikes.

But I’m sure you’ll reply again, my little puppet always…

“No, I’m there dad.”

You’re where now? 

Oh yeah, the guy who literally makes bets with coworkers about things on Kinja doesn’t have time. I’m sure you’ll reply again just like my little puppet always does, despite “not being worth the time”

It has absolutely nothing to do with it. Try to use your brain for once. I don’t have faith in you, but do your best.

“No, I’m there dad.”

You’re where now? 

I feel so bad for your children. They have an absolute fucking idiot for a father in addition to being a little man afraid of the world.

Ah yes, knowing the phone model someone uses is TOTALLY stalking! Hey, everyone, my wife uses an Iphone 7! OH NOES! She’s the only one in the world that owns one, after all! Might as well put a giant bullseye on her location!

Choke on those pearls, bitch boy.

“My kids school just sent out a notification to parents to PLEASE take away the phones in the evening because so many kids are coming to school tired and ill prepared because they are up too late on their phones.”

This has absolutely nothing to do with the thread at hand, moron. The thread is about safety, not time…

You don’t know how anything works, my little puppet. Please get back to me on how abstinence TOTALLY works. Fucking moron. I should have just dismissed your reply, but I want to make a fool out of you yet again.

Congrats, your children will be completely ill-equipped to deal with “temptations” the minute they leave the roost. Expert parenting right there. I’m assuming you learned this foolproof tactic from the Catholic Church re: sex.

Says the guy who attempted to brag on the internet about a BA from Syracuse. Checkmate.

They’re like McDonalds fries. God-tier if FRESH out of the fryer, not much better than frozen grocery store stuff if not.

All about dipping your waffle fries into the ChicFilA sauce, then using the leftover sauce for the sandwich.

If you were a normal human being, you wouldn’t have gotten this triggered over an internet article about two chicken sandwiches.

I think he just hit MAGAt Bingo.

I hope you know that, regardless of the validity of your claim, the moment “SJW” and “mainstream media” leaves your fingertips, literally NOBODY takes you seriously. Do better.

I’m sure it was just a coincidence that they used to always tell you to have a “blessed day” when they finished handing over your order, right? 

Came here knowing someone would cry out about an article about two chicken sandwiches on the internet. 

I’m on your side, but there’s a significant difference between filling up your car and getting a fried chicken sandwich. You have many options for a chicken sandwich, often within minutes of each other. Where else are you gonna go get gas that isn’t Republican-adjacent? Probably impossible.

“Between the writers and the commenters, there are more keyboard tough guyson this site then on a UFC message board,” says the guy who tried to brag about a BA from Syracuse.