Gayle can shut the fuck up.

Because we’re not willing to sacrifice world building and story depth. Don’t like it? Find something else to watch. There are plenty of 90 minute trash comedies and 20 minute sitcoms out there for people like this.

The Take5 is probably my favorite candy bar: Pretzels, Reese’s peanut butter, caramel, chocolate. These Peanut Butter cups aren’t going to supplant the caramely goodness of a Take5, but would definitely be a good choice for those rare occasions when I’m feeling more peanut butter and less caramel.

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Next thing you know, our Amazon packages are going to be filled with popcorn for cushioning.

Taco Time NW (in the Pacific northwest) has the same kind of “pebble” ice. Its amazing!

Fuck this. Save the Pizza!

I don’t know, its pretty “Miraculous” that anyone consents to consume it.

Goddamnit.

#IStandWithAnder

Death to slideshows!

TBF, the Cold War is still going on.

I’ve never heard this policy and I’ve been outright refused a lunch menu order at 10:15 AM, so, I’m doubtful of this being a universal policy.

For about 5 minutes a day right before they “officially” switch to the lunch menu, you can!

Death to slideshows.

I finally live in a region where there are nearby Sonics. I’ve never been. What should I get for, lets assume, a whole day’s worth of food?

I just dump all my cereal into a gallon ziplock and put that back in the box.

I love eating outside, but then I live in San Diego where the weather is gorgeous most of the time.

Depends, you can definitely get most of the pieces, and assemble it on top of a Burrito Supreme with extra beef and cheese, but they usually won’t put it together for you (which means the cheese on top won’t be melted unless you take it home to heat it up) and they don’t have the olives to top it with.

The good news is that you won’t have to try to substitute your way back to a quesarito, you’ll just have to plan ahead a little bit because it’ll still be available for mobile orders through their app. Even if you forget, it’ll be there, just order from the parking lot.