You mean “Grade A Dark Color, Robust Taste Maple Syrup”. /eyeroll

This is possibly the first Funko Pop that doesn’t look like shit. /hottake

This is possibly the first Funko Pop that doesn’t look like shit. /hottake

Just have Five-Guys reduce the portion size by 1% and this’ll be solved.

I’d be really curious to see if making them all with (whole!) milk changes the rankings at all. Considering some are designed to be made with milk and all of them (should) have an option for making them with milk I think it would be a much more fair ranking that way.

Must go deeper:

Even if they didn’t, they did. It was a lie.

The trick is for the husband and the wife to sleep with both the nanny and the handyman.

Nonsense. I gavage the beans directly.

ACAB.

Actual lawyers absolutely *shredded* this NDA all over twitter. It’s crammed full of red-flag unenforceable causes. They couldn’t have made it easier for a judge to throw it out if they’d actively tried to.

I mean, it’s not carved in stone. It takes seconds to evaluate one or two specials and see if you want to swap the plan for a special and still get in the app order with the drinks.

I’ve found that the trick to getting this is to look at the menu in advance online be ready to order an appetizer right when you sit down and ask if they could put that in while “we have a few more minutes to look over the entrees” (of course, if you’re like me at all, you already picked out your entree - or at least…

If we tried these in my household there would be a full scale riot.

k.

No, sorry, having a flight absolutely does excuse you from anything beyond maybe a leftover sandwich for the road.

Yeah, he definitely had a heart attack.

If one of these was near me I might actually try the Turkey pizza. It sounds interesting, hot turkey and cheese on bread is a pretty good combination and gravy makes a decent pizza sauce (see: breakfast pizza).

Turkey should have been banned from this draft.

I’m sorry to hear about your stockholm syndrome 

The tyranny of the birthday song copyright scam has ended though - since 2016!