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What are you talking about? Jimmy John’s could easily sell Jimmies.

(Let the great sprinkles wars begin anew)

Wall street should be banned from using computers of any kind. /end of hot take

Partly, but it’s also definitely the aroma, the smell of tomato plants is also really gross to me.

Yeah, I’m also a Sicilian-American, it’s for sure being used *as* a slur here, but I’ve literally never heard “Fredo” used that way before, but then my family tried really hard to distance itself from anything Mafia related so I wasn’t even allowed to watch that movie until I was in high school.

Weirdly, (probably because Italian family) I have zero issue with cooked tomatoes. Just the raw ones, and then not in pico de gallo, because there are so many other flavors covering them. But a cherry tomato will make me gag.

In the west (I’m from Washington State), an Elephant ear is a large, flat, soft, fried donut like pastry:

Okay, so, I absolutely loathe the taste of raw tomato, except once.
There was a seasonal BLT at Bravehorse tavern in Seattle a couple years ago. The person I was eating with ordered one, took a couple bites, and insisted I try it. I did, and immediately ordered one of my own.

Super thick cut peppered bacon (to the…

Pack SCOTUS, and/or impeach every illegitimate, right-wing extremist, so-called “justice. Until those things happen, scotus is illegitimate and their rulings are tainted, States should straight up disregard them and proclaim as such.

This is unconscionable and straight up unconstitutional. This judge should be impeached, and tried personally for abuse of power.

This corrupt administration needs to be removed as quickly as possible by any legal means.

“It’s a hamburger, made out of meat, on a bun, with nothing. Add ketchup if you want. I couldn’t care less.”

Important to note here, despite the headlines, this is NOT about guacamole, this is actually about Avocado Salsa, which is something completely different.

This:

I don’t understand why people are up in arms about this. It is a GOOD thing. It’s virtually indistinguishable from actual guac, even to professional, helps keep costs down and is almost certainly more sustainable to farm than Avocados.

Also, only give the WiFi password to customers who make a minimum $ purchase that’s about equal to the cost of a sandwich.

Or just “Free WiFi included with meal purchase”

Fremont is a great brewery, when we’d do recruitment for my program back when I was in grad school, we’d usually reserve the space of the evening and take the recruits there the first night. That usually also involved a walk-through tour of their brewery space, which was pretty cool.

Yeah, I love getting a couple of the basic cheeseburgers from any of the big chains, always with extra mustard and extra pickles. It’s a guilty pleasure.

100%. Most people just don’t know how to eat them properly (twist the joint, hold the ulna, slide out the radius and go to town).

I thought the same thing, then I realized that the trick is to use your peripheral vision and to not actually look directly at it.

Personally I like to take a small popcorn and a bag of peanut M&M’s, eat just enough of the popcorn that I can close the top of the bag and leave a little room, pour the M&Ms in and shake it up.