If you were hoping for the new trilogy to earn its ending, good fucking luck.

Wizards should focus on promoting diversity and inclusion in all levels of play, but if they’re going to have a “Pro” league and you have a metric called “Pro Points” it really only makes sense to select the players for the Pro league using strictly Pro points as the criteria. Facilitate opportunities for…

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The problem with the scorpions is this; they shouldn’t exist.

Really glad they didn’t listen to The Pokemon Company about Mr. Mime, that whole bit was hilarious.

TBH, you’d *definitely* be awake that morning, and isn’t that really the goal anyway?

I refuse to watch any video that auto-plays, especially if it auto-plays WITH SOUND. So, no.

I was spoiled by In-N-Out onions, which, since, I’ve adopted as my personal standard for minimum level of caramelization. I admit it’s a problem.

You’re doing what you’re supposed to do.

You are supposed to chew, just once or twice, but still. The whole “don’t chew them at all” thing is bullshit and anyone who really likes oysters will tell you that.

Your “Ta-da!” photo still looks about 20 minutes from truly caramelized. There are a few spots that are starting to approach the proper level of deep caramelization but overall, not close.

No, I said no such fucking thing. I did say it was an abomination though. Learn to fucking read dipshit.

I didn’t say it was, I said it shouldn’t be eaten like a cracker. Like I said before, work on your f-ing reading comprehension you twat. Done with you now. Bye.

I’m done with you and your bullshit.

Because I’m not eating a f-ing cracker. I’m eating a slice of pizza, and despite your uninformed opinion, there is a way to eat it that is correct and that way is not compatible with square-cut nonsense.

His writing was perfectly clear. Your reading comprehension is what needs work.

Seriously, we should tie Germain to a theater seat and make him watch the film again with you there to explain it to him.

What are you talking about? That is literally what he said. Here let me help you:

I don’t understand why anyone needs to fold pizza

Grid cut pizza is THE. WORST. You can’t fold it properly and without a crust piece in every piece you don’t have a place to hold it properly, and you don’t end up with a free breadstick to dip in marinara. Also, all the slices end up too small. It is an abomination.