I’ll allow the cracker crust (begrudgingly) but I’ll fight anyone who disagrees with the fact that squares are the WORST Pizza cut.
Fuck the “party” cut.

I’d like to propose a “core+1+sub1 rule”. You get any of the core (burger toppings (Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onions, Pickles) and sauces (Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup), one special topping of your choice, and may substitute one sauce. Omissions are free. Anything in addition beyond this pushes you over the line from…

YES. Well prepared onion rings are by far the superior choice, second (tied?), probably Jalapeño poppers. I’d argue that both are, in fact, superior choices to fries (fite me).

I’m not a Pineapple Pizza fan by any means, but I definitely see where you’re coming from with the olives. I’ve never tried it with those, but put some Jalapeños on it and I’d definitely pick it over another mediocre pepperoni rendition.

Crunchy peanut butter for this, yay or nay?
(I ask because I only ever buy crunchy)

I always use half chocolate and half butterscotch chips in any “chocolate chip” cookie recipe. They’re just plain better that way.

I want a Warren Sanders ticket and I don’t care who is running for which. Or Harris would be good for either as well but her prosecutorial past still rubs me a little bit the wrong way.

Yes, they’ve clearly picked the side of evil.

some garlic powder. (Yes I know, but this is the one acceptable use for it, IMHO.)

I’m a big fan of the pretzel bun, brioche always feels dry to me.
But the real winner here should be those grocery store onion buns. Those are my ideal. Especially with caramelized onions on the burger.

Not being new doesn’t make it less bullshit.

I too firmly believe that 1 package should = one serving whenever possible and Halo Top and the like makes that something that is possible for an ice-cream-adjacent-product.

charged with [...] the nonviolent resistance of an officer

Cheese (Swiss, or otherwise something with a little actual character but also good melt, American is melty but tastes too artificial), Pickles (spicy if possible), Mustard.

Why are doing this Japan? Why?! Don’t be like us, be better, do better.

Right there with ya Claire! We had a sour cherry tree when I was growing up and once a year we’d get enough cherries to make all the pies and crumbles and whatnot and it was SO GOOD! I haven’t had one in years, since the tree died. Sweet cherries really don’t compare, they’re such a completely different fruit.

I too…

Interesting, so it’s basically the Japanese version of the all purpose “excuse me” but with the addition of the casual “thanks”. That’s a pretty great tip!

Then again, she did vote for Jill Stein.

Pepsi, not even once.

Of course Shuri was “snapped”, we all know she’s going to be in Black Panther 2, so she *had* to be moved to the other universe with everyone else who lives.