No. The amount is not all that ridiculous. It’s certainly excessive for whole seeds, but there are deserts containing poppy-seed paste that absolutely do cause drug test failures.

God that looks delicious.

... Except here, the answer was “yes”.

They have a delicious nutty flavor that is similar to, but quite distinct from sesame seeds. Sure, they might not taste like much on a standard poppy seed bagel, but they have many more culinary uses that do much more to highlight their distinct flavors.

Jamie did poppy seed bagels, Adam did poppy seed cake. Jamie ate the entire bag of bagels (6?), Adam ate the entire loaf of cake (he said 2600 calories worth). They both tested positive basically immediately.

On behalf of millennials everywhere: OH NO, Not the avocados!!

Wasn’t that a taco shell ad? ... Now I want an unholy abomination of mexican breakfast pizza.

I finally tried one a year or two ago. I’d been thinking about mint-chip ice cream and happened to walk by a McDonalds and see that it was on a sign. It was underwhelming and didn’t scratch the itch at all. I ended up getting the ice cream a couple days later, it was a much better choice.

I mean, white gravy is the correct sauce for a breakfast pizza, but otherwise, right on the money.

You seem to be confusing pizza for breakfast with a real breakfast pizza. 

Yeah, basically anything you’d put into a scramble, but distributed on top of a slightly more biscuitty pizza crust, with a peppery white gravy instead of a tomato sauce.

The “pizza sauce” for a breakfast toppings pizza is usually a peppery white gravy like you’d get with biscuits and gravy (but usually without the big sausage chunks, unless it’s a sausage breakfast pizza).

Breakfast pizzas (with actual breakfast toppings) are fucking amazing. So, yes.

I can’t help but picture a drunk Deadpool putting on a Pikachu head and screaming “Pikachu” at passersby.

There’s something about the Bankruptcy Administrator ordering the last car off the line build with literally “everything we’ve got” that is kind of a perfect way to go.

“a number of articles”
Go away.

No. Just, no. They already don’t pay their taxes, if you actually think anything would change in NY you’re straight up delusional.

Who on earth thought the giant bright white “ThinkVision” logo on the front was a good idea.

You can’t possibly be this stupid. How on earth did you get out of the greys. Amazon, paying taxes? Fuck off. This entire HQ2 scam was a massive tax gift to Amazon, literally the opposite of what is needed.
P.S. I almost certainly pay more in taxes than you do what with my actual salaried job and all.

but with a number of new components including a Qualcomm Snapdragon 855 processor wand X50 5G modem, support for Wi-Fi 6, and a larger 4,000 mAh battery.