Which sucks, because the Quiznos sandwiches are actually pretty good.

In fact, I’m pretty sure its damn near identical to the Subway I’d have had 15 years ago. The problem is that the market has changed and that Subway, apart from adding the toasting machines way back when, has not.

No.

Somehow, and I can hardly believe it, you’ve managed to make The Big Bang Theory worse. Good fucking job.

I don’t know why, but cats, like most animals, seem to love me. I was visiting friends’ apartment for the first time and was told: “we have a cat, but you probably won’t see her, she doesn’t like people much - especially not new people”. Literally 20 minutes later the cat had taken up residence next to me on the…

It *does* include a topping. From the fine print: “Each “NEPB meal” consists of pasta, available sauces, *and a single topping serving* from the promotional NEPB menu.”

Good. Fucking. Riddance.
Sincerely,
A Science Ph.D.

I’m excited to see where this show goes but was a little unimpressed by the first season. The last few episodes were pretty good and I’m excited to see where it goes from here. I wouldn’t be upset if Elfo stays dead (at least for a while) though.

Also, my brain keeps trying to read Nat Faxon’s name as Fat Nixon - but…

You seem to have misunderstood. It is a fact that it is a Republican goal to hold a Constitutional *convention*. Not ratify an amendment, *hold a convention*, which requires control of 2/3rds of State legislatures, and they’re close. Frighteningly so.

I hope the monster died suffering unimaginable agony.

The bug was submitted during the DP4 testing period, was assigned to a Googler in June, and the release build was shipped without a fix. The timestamps prove they knew about it. The release build was shipped with a bug that cripples a (heavily) advertised feature and was marked with a resolution that clearly indicates…

They knowingly broke an advertised feature and are refusing to fix it. That's not just bad PR, that's grounds for a lawsuit.

On behalf of Union members, and organizers, everywhere: Fuck you Elon. Fuck you.

I mean, you can always just not take the off-week pills. They aren’t medically necessary. They’re only included to make women more comfortable with not having a period (by giving them a fake one).

Look at Claire here, angling for a job as Serious Eats.
This is really great! I definitely need to make ribs now.

I’d be curious to try it with a little less curing salt, or maybe opening up the bag towards the end and adding it for just the last few hours so that it doesn’t work its way all the way through the meat.

Other than missing the tarnish highlights, it honestly doesn’t look too bad to me...

Inbox is slower. Much, much, slower.

Not particularly. There also wasn’t a joke really comparable to the “international women’s day” one from the first one. Still, super fun movie.

Saw the advance screening here in Seattle last week. It. Was. Awesome.

Small fix: In your second paragraph, you mean “dispensing false information about reproductive health” dispelling false information”.

It wouldn’t unless the person in charge of hiring did something stupid like make a public statement that they had a formal policy of sex discrimination that could be introduced as evidence... but no one would be that stupid...

Oh, shit.