Which sucks, because the Quiznos sandwiches are actually pretty good.

In fact, I’m pretty sure its damn near identical to the Subway I’d have had 15 years ago. The problem is that the market has changed and that Subway, apart from adding the toasting machines way back when, has not.

No.

Somehow, and I can hardly believe it, you’ve managed to make The Big Bang Theory worse. Good fucking job.

I don’t know why, but cats, like most animals, seem to love me. I was visiting friends’ apartment for the first time and was told: “we have a cat, but you probably won’t see her, she doesn’t like people much - especially not new people”. Literally 20 minutes later the cat had taken up residence next to me on the…

It *does* include a topping. From the fine print: “Each “NEPB meal” consists of pasta, available sauces, *and a single topping serving* from the promotional NEPB menu.”

You seem to have misunderstood. It is a fact that it is a Republican goal to hold a Constitutional *convention*. Not ratify an amendment, *hold a convention*, which requires control of 2/3rds of State legislatures, and they’re close. Frighteningly so.

I hope the monster died suffering unimaginable agony.

On behalf of Union members, and organizers, everywhere: Fuck you Elon. Fuck you.

Look at Claire here, angling for a job as Serious Eats.
This is really great! I definitely need to make ribs now.

I’d be curious to try it with a little less curing salt, or maybe opening up the bag towards the end and adding it for just the last few hours so that it doesn’t work its way all the way through the meat.

Other than missing the tarnish highlights, it honestly doesn’t look too bad to me...

It wouldn’t unless the person in charge of hiring did something stupid like make a public statement that they had a formal policy of sex discrimination that could be introduced as evidence... but no one would be that stupid...

Oh, shit.

Where might one find such a glorious creation?

The amount of sodium should not factor into it. There is no scientific evidence to support limiting sodium for individuals without a predisposition to hypertension or kidney disease.

Thank. Fucking. God. Being in Seattle, having this information available is great for informing meal choices when eating out. Not having it elsewhere sucks.

If being able to make informed choices resulted in chefs adjusting their recipes to make them slightly healthier, so much the better.

Also, quit calling it “credible” it was a single anonymous accusation without any support that was flatly refuted by Miller and his wife with an explanation that is every bit as credible if not more so.

Also, it wasn’t particularly credible from what I remember.

The joint statement from him and his wife is vastly more credible.

I actually thought the Neflix one was amusing.

Nonsense. They searched all the best mental hospitals and were easily able to come up with 350 dissociative identity disorder patients who were a perfect fit after watching fox news for a few weeks.

I wouldn’t call that a super vague answer at all. That is as clearly as they can tell you that the comet is bringing aliens to the game without outright telling you they’re bringing aliens to the game.

Seriously? “The conspiracy theory dude”? Are you new to the internet? That guy is famous for a very specific line. “I’m not saying it was Aliens. But it was Aliens.”