This cop deserves the death penalty.

This is absolutely grounds for a libel lawsuit. The protestors have been very clear what their actions are about and this repeated and malicious misrepresentation of their speech is absolutely a criminal act. If he’d left off the “protest the national anthem” part it would be legally fine, but he didn’t and that…

I don’t think I’ve ever seen these, I’ll have to look harder!

A GPS tracker in a bag is a *really* good idea. If airlines (effectively) ban this then they need to be 100% liable for any loss because they actively prevented their customers from taking reasonable, technologically trivial, precautions.

Considering the outright traitors running our government. Maybe that isn’t such a bad idea.

Considering the outright traitors running our government. Maybe that isn’t such a bad idea.

The fuck?

The good news is that this diet is sure to kill him. The bad news is that it isn’t going to kill him fast enough.

The one downside of a plasma lighter is that it’s basically impossible to light a bong with one... or so I’ve heard... if that’s something that matters to you...

The one downside of a plasma lighter is that it’s basically impossible to light a bong with one... or so I’ve…

By voicing this opinion, or really, holding this opinion in any way, shape, or form. This guy forfeits all right to be called any sort of expert in any burger, or burger adjacent field.

After subsequent comments (admires Trump? WTF?) I take it back. Fuck this guy.

>Admires Trump
I take back everything I said before. Fuck this guy.

I just assume that she picked a name at random.

I agree with the Mayor of San Juan, this man deserves to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. I don’t think he should necessarily win it, but he should at least be nominated.

If a movie that was already in post can be reshot to remove Kevin Spacey, this movie can and absolutely should remove Depp.

>Cheese on the bottom is actually a sensible thing to do, especially when you’re grilling burgers and don’t want the cheese to melt too much on a hot slab of meat

This is abject nonsense.

There’s always the possibility that being an ultra-wealthy CEO is not a particularly demanding job that leaves you plenty of free time to do things like galavant around the world, or golf. Particularly if you have magical powers and a portal ring.

At this point, I think she’s committed to the joke enough that not doing it would be basically impossible.

Someone on twitter (@McJesse) photoshopped in Jack Skellington and it’s absolutely perfect.

>So, is it that the clones aren’t introduced, in utero, to some of the same antibodies, as they would be in a natural birth situation, or does it get weirder?

The cloned embryos are still implanted just like with IVF.

> Could it be that they always are trying to catch up to the origin animal and die at what would…