Or maybe mix some French dressing into 1000 Island. I bet that would get really close.

>Kickstarter
How about not.

>Kickstarter
How about not.

The proper way to use a paper toilet seat cover is: you don’t.
They’re completely pointless.

“toilet seats are not a vehicle for the transmission of any infectious agents [] Toilet seats were once thought to be a way of transmitting gastrointestinal or sexually transmitted infections, but that idea has since been…

Every person who was able to, but didn’t vote is every bit as culpable.

Fuck that guy (and then don’t test the rape kit).

>a bottle of honey, figs and seven white mice
But... what are the figs for?

Someone contacted the repair shop and posted their email response on twitter:

Yep, and Zapdos will murder us all.

Nonsense. We’ve been doing Lugia raids with ~10 here in Seattle. The typing is a little harder to get super effective against, but once you figure out the matchups it’s not a whole lot harder.

Personally, I’ll be using “murdered by a cop”.

Yep and they’re the strongest Pokemon in the game - this is now officially a pay to win scam.

Quiet The man is a war hero and I’m trying to not wish that his clot killed him.

There was quite a bit of press that he was the yes vote that they needed, if he actually doesn’t support the bill he could be coming back to vote no and make sure to kill that narrative (for his legacy, since I’d be shocked if he runs again, he doesn’t really have anything to lose by finally finding his spine).

The motivation for everything this “government” does is glaringly obvious if you accept a few simple suppositions. 1) They’re in bed with Russia. 2) It’s all about their own personal fortunes. 3) Literally nothing else matters to them.

He literally only took the job so he could ease sanctions on Russian oil, so he and his buddies could rake in billions. Now that congress is blocking the administration from doing so it’s no surprise he’s no longer interested in the job.

Except they’ve been practicing this for years with Ingress events. They had all of the information and experience internally that they needed to scale appropriately and pull this off. From what I’ve been reading, they didn’t even try.

They have no excuse, they’ve held ingress events that had pretty big attendance, with people also flying in from all over the country/world. The first few of those were rocky as well but they figured out the scaling. The fact that they dropped the ball here is absolutely inexcusable, they’ve already gone through their…

My question then is why in the hell did they hold it in Chicago?! Niantic is based in SF, and they’ve held events all over the country for Ingress. Surely they knew people somewhere at some park that could have helped them.

You get ~8 balls with roughly the catch rate of a standard pokeball, even with a golden berry, the catch rate is <5%. Then, when (not if, when) it flees, you can’t just play the same raid again with the same people. You have to wait for another one to eventually spawn and hope you can get the necessary ~10-15 people…

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