Not the mention the police attacking non-violent protesters without provocation. (This was SeaTac where just a few hours earlier the Governor and Seattle Council members supported the protests.)

I know the Catholics are ready

You know, as long as you’re not a woman who needs any kind of reproductive care. Then you’re on your own.

and looks through the morning newspapers
I’d just like to note here that it conspicuously does not say he “reads” them (he probably can’t).

Also: Still, Mr. Trump, who can’t does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

My fantasy is that Trump will re-nominate Merrick Garland just to piss off the GOP leadership over their not supporting his “illegal voters” claims.

No, it’s not freeze-dried, it’s ice cream mix that’s poured while mixing into liquid nitrogen to create little pebbles.

It’s not freeze dried, it’s flash frozen in Liquid Nitrogen.

Fuck, at this point it’d settle for him using the completely clear scotch tape. It’s only a couple cents more expensive than the regular stuff.

God, my gender is garbage :(

How did the judge that ruled the redistricting unconstitutional not order an immediate special election following re-redistricting by an independent commission? How can they be allowed to continue to make laws if their election was (effectively ruled to be) illegitimate?

Disable autoplay on videos please. It’s not cool.

No, this article is about positions he *didn’t* accept.

I’d normally be on board with a blanket ban of Christmas music, but I would like to plead one exception: the Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas music is pretty awesome and I would like to allow it.

Holy crap. That’s gorgeous. It actually looks like they’re doing an even better job updating the textures and stuff than the Skyblivon folks (not that their work is anything less than excellent too). You can really tell how much of a passion project it is. Totally understandable why it’s taking so long.

Found a small mistake. Where you wrote “his children (namely Ivanka) will be, via a blind trust” what you meant to write was “will be, via what he calls, but is in fact completely opposite the definition of, a blind trust”.

In that first picture of Quayle at the lectern he looks like a cardboard cutout.

Yeah, holy shit.

“We’re going to arrest you [non-citizen] for [insert any reason here], congratulations, you’re automatically a “criminal alien”(TM) enjoy your deportation.”

(Seriously, it looks like it has TM next to the words “criminal alien”)

I firmly believe that Obama should not have told Trump that he’d need to replace the White House staff. What he should have done it convinced them all to stay and do 4 years of damage control.

Legally questionable orange?

What in the fuck? Is this a gift list for vampires?

We must make it a primary goal of Trump’s first 100 days to convince him that The US Solar Embassy is overdue for an official state visit. Then we can fire Rudy into the sun and make the government pay for it.