No one ever falls “IN”the Ankh-Morpork River. They fall “ON” the Ankh-Morpork River. Eventually they slide in with a “Gloop”.

Everyone knows that Arya died on the bridge after being stabbed repeatedly and then falling into infected waters of the Ankh-Morpork river.

I’ve always used Valentine’s Day to celebrate love. When I was single, I still bought my parents Valentine’s day cards. I bought my partner’s son chocolates with caramel this year. Holidays are what you make of them. If you hate them, fine, but don’t @ me for enjoying the day.

This is how to reply to someone who tells you you’ll burn in hell:

I am a Virginian, and I gave a fair amount of money to Northam, and I’m sorry, but his press conference last week was disqualifying, separate and apart from whatever your views might be on the content of his yearbook page (which, to be clear, was awful).
Fairfax now appears to have been credibly accused of sexual…

I would like to give a particular shout-out to CASS (Collective Action for Safe Spaces) in DC for their Safe Bars DC program. They specifically go to different bars around the city to train the staff in sexual harassment and assault intervention, with special consideration given to LGBTQ+ customers and staff. I took…

Monticello the institution has been making strides. They are trying and are doing well, overall, at addressing this all pretty point blank. I’m glad some of the guides are incorporating this. 

Let me tell you, those Little House books were shitty recipe books. I was unsuccessful making both the snow candy and the carrots in milk. In my defense, I was 8. But still. If Laura and Mary talked about it and I could find the ingredients, I tried. 

There are way, way too many loud sports bars. You have a cool pizza date night joint — don’t spoil that atmosphere! Capitalize on it. Forget the TV.

went all the way to an In-N-Out only to do an exercise and eat a fruit.

Since I might as well name names, Nancy Pelosi offered a friend of mine $20k (before taxes!) for an entry level position. In 2015. My friend could not take it. Some college grad who had monetary help from family did.

Here, here!

Former Hill staffer here...

I know someone who is miiiiiighty interested

“I’ve crippled your heart a hundred times and still can’t work out why.

... But also, sometimes, its just “Fuck these lemons and bail!”

The beef, surely a stroganoff

why does every round up of late night hosts overlook the King, Graham Norton? The winning formula: Throw a party, invite everyone at once, let them talk to each other and respond to each other’s stories, and serve booze. 

Shouldn’t that be “7 justices and 2 rapists,” because Thomas?

An “investigation” that didn’t want to do its job and only lasted a single working week?