“Are we the baddies?”

Trouble is, WE DON’T KNOW WHICH ONES THEY ARE.

Maria Sherman is obviously a woman of great sophistication and refined tastes. 

Agreed, thanks for saying it:

Ah see she wasn’t popular at my school (HS 2000-2004). It was Tiffany’s bracelets / necklaces and Abercrombie, Tommy Hilfiger, Express and Buckle.

TB is garbage, but I do like that god damn turtleneck!!!!

She lived in Toronto for years and didn’t seem to mind that. Personally I would love it. I hate summer for the most part so Scottish weather sounds amazing right about now (DC summers are hell on earth).

What, you mean one of these fine men aren’t likely to be the sort into Austen?

It’s Chef DiObiWan!!!, he’s jealous, he’s holding me BAAAACK!!!

This looks terrible and I’ll probably get bored enough to watch it on Netflix sometime.

I like this approach. And, just in time for lunch.

Nooooo not you too! Who the fuck is going to be left?? What is happening?? (That is rhetorical, I know about the buyouts.) Where the fuck are all us shitasses going to land? Ugh I wasn’t horribly worried when news of the buyout first broke but now I am. Jezebel is so much more than a website, it’s a community and one…

I don’t even own a piece of jewelry, let alone many pieces of jewelry that would necessitate an entire jewelry box.

Add them to a sangria! I make one with red wine, peaches, and raspberries that you could definitely throw boozy fruit into. 

I could not disagree more and the ketchup shelf backs me up. Heinz is ok, not great but ok. Get yourself a ketchup not filled with hfc and it’s so much better. Annie’s brand comes to mind, it has flavor that’s not just sugar.

I’ve never had someone I am friends with make their own ketchup but I have been to multiple restaurants that make their own and it is typically above and beyond better than the generic Heinz. Heinz is fine and I won’t turn it down but a good in-house made chipotle ketchup? Yes please.

She’ll make the money back by stealing Mount Rushmore.

BS. In France, they call the Court of Appeals a Royale with Appeals. Because of the metric system.

He’s always been a prick, IMO. I listened to his podcast for a few months 5-6 years ago, and he was the type to always “starfuck” and try to interject his own thoughts/experiences on top of whomever he was trying to interview.

There is also the technique of starting the eggs in cold water, bringing it to a boil, covering the pot, *turning off the heat*, and just letting them sit for 10-15 minutes.