Ireland’s winning streak also inspired the My Lovely Horse episode of Father Ted.

Replying to bump this up, too, and also to correct Cate.

I just watched the trailer with my partner and he said it looked awful, and I replied that it’s exactly the kind of movie I love watching when he’s not home, with a large glass of wine.

Is Emotional Support Hipster the MPDG for white middle aged parents?

I am a lady and I love scotch, but I’m not wasting my money on that blended trash when Costco has 18 year Speyside single malt for under $40.

“Scotch as a category is seen as particularly intimidating by women.”

If Kenneth the Page were giving a tour of the Scotch factory he could say “It’s a real fun ladies drink, for ladies!”

except what happens when i get so drunk off of jane walker that i end up using my boyfriend’s razor?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!

EVGENIA WAS ROBBED.

YES PLEASE WHERE IS THE VIDEO????

Um, where’s the video?

But what about the lemon twist in my martini? Surely that is my road to health and happiness?

My son happens to have a problem with eating anything with gluten in it. When he was younger he had a lot of digestive problems, just imagine a 3 year old with diarrhea for a whole year, he was a very unhappy kid and ended up in the hospital a few times in that year due to dehydration.

“But it was very sad when we heard about it, and certainly he’s also very sad now.”

Because she capitalizes feminism when she has said she is not a feminist, also, she has said she likes to call thin woman skinny bitches.

re: Janelle Monae:

Fuck those dudes. My father’s an artist, and he taught me to have overwhelming respect for artist models when I was a squeamish pre-teen (“ewww... they’re naked”). These people do such a service to the arts by helping artists learn to draw the human body. What asses to take advantage of that.