This isn't the best "Ask Me Anything" question ever...

From Cali...

Obligatory...

Easy way to make a body and paint man cry - show him this car. Is there a straight body panel left on this car?

@tomqvaxy: You really don't want to know what all goes into makeup...

@Kaneh_Bosm: It's obviously a purpose-built drag car... troll elsewhere.

@eforeal: There are 15 people on that list already... I hope they are just being sarcastic.

@CatSplat: I can't argue with that, but she is over 40. I'd like to think that racing fuel fumes are to blame though.

Well, as a eunuch, it should have a lovely voice.

I just read a story recently about a guy who bought a police department's website (they hadn't registered the name) as payback for their dickish speed traps.

@popennell: I think you need to go look up obstruction of justice. It definitely doesn't fit this context.

@tosk05: Is "all of them" the correct response?

@Mark D: From the article: "the officers involved were suspended without pay for a short time and then reassigned to a different part of the county"

@trev: Steer with the throttle. My favorite right now is a very overpowered Dino.

@LeadfootYT: I like the way you think. Analytical. The giveaways are the symbol and the T Rex, and JKay is the best guess so far. If they had a published list, I would resell it online as "Where to steal a T Rex".

@VeeArrrSix: There isn't enough body damGe for this to be Drydek's garage. For some reason, I would imagine that he rides them hard and puts them away wet. In other words, I don't think he takes care of his stuff, but he probably at least enjoys it.

@HycoSpeed: Props for "outing" yourself.

@Full_Moto_Jacket: Can crack be mainlined?

@sskkiilleeff: We're organizing a mob down below at my comment ([jalopnik.com] Feel free to join in - we have plenty of pitchforks.

@tonyola: We're assembling at my comment below ([jalopnik.com] Feel free to join us. We can always use some more used motor oil for our torches.