This one confuses me...

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@RyGuy's WRX will never be hellaflush. EVER: Not having kids, I rarely think of the children. In fact, I mostly just think that they should learn to stay out of the way at an early age (I grew up on a farm with an excavation business, so I learned to not get crushed at an early age).

If you have to ask...

@Ash78, Weak E-Leaks: Damn, I didn't notice that. Those cheeky bastards! I rarely click through the link to the "real" news sites.

Someone in Germany must be a Cash fan... stealing it one part at a time.

@avengingtn: They aren't in the business of scrapping large boats (sinking/destroying does not equal scrapping). There is a certain area of India where they scrap large ships, but it's quite an undertaking to do it properly (it's 95% mild steel, but that last 5% surely has some environmentally nasty ingredients like…

@RyGuy's WRX will never be hellaflush. EVER: I'm fully on board with this plan, although I take a bit of offense to your assertion that "No one likes a bunch of destructive drunks ruining the fun with their out-of-control 210m-long floating fortress". I think quite a few people would like that bunch of people, but…

@avengingtn: I think that's the point... it's being sold to be disassembled into scrap (mild steel).

@RyGuy's WRX will never be hellaflush. EVER: I like the way you think. We're going to need a speedboat for beer runs, otherwise let's just slowly wander the ocean in our Invincible party barge.

@RyGuy's WRX will never be hellaflush. EVER: ... but it's the Invincible. Screw those obstacles... they should move out of our way.

She's now for sale... for scrap metal, I assume. From the listing:

@burglar: That's also a great alternative. 2 engines and AWD.

@LS1RX7owen: If we want to keep it cheaper (to rival their $4k figure cited above), we can always opt for the easy to find LS1. Either way, it should be converted to an FR layout for proper burnouts and drifts.

Yawwwwwn. I'm waiting until someone starts producing a kit for an LS9 swap.

@Xander Crews: I never get tired of watching this video. He has the biggest balls of them all.

There are some Strange, but fairly Manley things going on here.

Definitely a scam. Parts of the ad are just copied and pasted: "Tires - Front Performance, Tires - Rear Performance, Aluminum... Show additional features". The last bit really gives it away; they forgot to remove the text from a link that was included wherever they copied this from.

@wolfy- Is getting a e30 before nurburgring!: Sounds like a good Friday night, amirite?

@patman: Obviously he's testing the suspension's articulation. Looks good to me.