We all died and this is hell. I’ve asked your same question many times, and this is the only answer that even comes close to making sense.

Holy fucking shit I thought this was gone forever. Do people seriously not know how airplanes move forward? How do they think the damn thing flies once the landing gear is up? It’s like asking if a helicopter will take off if it’s parked on a giant photo of David Hasselhoff. It’s completely irrelevant. Of course…

How badly did you get screwed insuring them? From what I gather in Michigan, you can’t even get collision coverage on a salvage titled vehicle...

What is this “skidplate” racecar thing you guys posted about on instagram. Are you really building a Jalopnik racecar? That’d be a cool idea - Just don’t (and I say this with love) let Mr. Raphael Crashlove anywhere near it!!!

I’m putting some final touches on a 1981 Pontiac Trans Am Daytona pace car (Recaro interior) with only 56k miles on it. When I get everything sorted, would anyone other than Raph be interested in doing a review on it?

Longtime reader, and thanks for the work.

How many cars has Raph crashed?

Not sure if this has been done in the past but, Has the staff ever thought of doing a Jalopnik project car? Something cheep that could be used to document upgrades/maintenance and involve community input.

Why do (most) of you guys always post such stupid suggestions for ‘What Car Should I Buy?’ installments?

Hi, People of Jalopnik. What do you do on your downtime? Is it all cars, all the time? Does anyone quietly macrame on the side?

Are you guys going to start sending everyone to performance driving schools?

Am I a fool for thinking my manual 2015 Fiat 500 sport (not a turbo) is more fun to whip around than my last car, a manual 2011 Nissan 370Z?

So how long did it take for Patrick to institute a “no turning off traction control for testers” policy?

has ballaban died of yugo tetanus yet?

“Hey Kristen, hold my beer!”

How nice - a follow-up article on Kristen’s Tail of the Dragon story from last week. “Fiata driving that is actually dangerous”

Yeah....

So what is that 2 press cars stuffed so far for the Jalopnik staff?

Let’s be real, the Civic Type R isn’t going to appreciate in value, it’s not a collectors car. The bro that’s trying to sell his for $55k is just a schmuck right?

There are so many other cars that’d i’d spend $55k on first, and they sure as hell don’t start with ‘Honda’.....