Oh, you just like chumming the waters and then dangling a bleeding calf to a school of hungry pirahnas?

I’ll bet any Jalops that participate in Demolition Derbies are scouring junkyards for a cheap S-Class Merc. That thing couldn’t be stopped.

Good job at filming and getting the plate. Your job ends there. That guy could have ran you off the road or shot you. Shouldn’t risk your life like that.

Fled the scene of an accident, ran red lights, stop signs, but dammit if he wasn’t using his blinkers.

pictured: the driver of the mercedes

Imagine applying to a law firm with the name “Dick Danger”

Because... whooooooooooooo!... he’s an idiot too!

His government name is Richard Danger

Dick Danger...........I’ll drink to that!

I don’t think I’m allowed to watch videos by Dick Danger at work.

Good off topic question.

Green Person, Concerned for the Health of the Earth: “Why do you drive an awful, huge SUV like that. You’re unnecessarily polluting the planet!”

“Did you see that???”
“IT’S RAINING CARS, HOW DO I NOT SEE THAT?!”

This reminds me of Tomorrow Never Dies:

BMW= Big Motherfuckin’ Whoops.

*Looks at author, gets confused*

We all know Herbie was traveling the world to escape his inner demons and avoid INTERPOL. We’re onto you “Humberto”, see you at the Hague!

Oh look, how creative, a Nazi hiding in Argentina. I did nazi this joke coming.

Imposters.