Belt starter-generator? What could POSSIBLY go wrong? Better carry a spare belt (shades of the Corvair). Regards...

If I put a blown SBC in my 4x4, would that allow me to attend from Tuesday to Saturday?

Congratulations, Mr. YellowT5R, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a ‘59 Chevy lowrider for Tuesday nights which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she puts the top up and her top on.

“The ability of the driver to survive the crash is not a primary concern.”

Jalopnik, come for the stories, stay for the comments. You make this place a beacon Tom.

I take your point, but Starbucks cannot control the education people receive (or don’t receive).

Just another case of sudden unintended acceleration I’ve-confused-the-pedals.

It’d be a tall order to top this e-venti.

Falling asleep.

They’re probably still venting

We have very stupid people who take things literally here in California.

There’s no word on how the Starbucks is doing.

That’s what they get for writing “Shevy Crews” on the cup.

One word: bollards.

Maybe he should have used his...

Maybe he shouldn’t have used the...

Schadenfreude is a German word that translated into NoCal English as “y’all got hella pwnd, and I’m enjoying it.”

You just need to find another Rotary nut to geek out with. My buddy dragged me kicking and screaming into FBs, and now I am looking for one for me.

It’s just an extension of their assholery. Now, as to why people from Mass are assholes, that’s a bigger topic. Personally I believe that it’s the perfect blend of East Coast insecurity, terrible winters every year, and a bunch of undeserved arrogance (“we’ve got Haahvad hea, so weh all wicked smaaht”).