God forbid a man gets skunked on policy by somebody wearing earrings!! The SHAME!!!!!

Thank you for reminding me why, as a woman, there’s really no other time that I’d like to live in other than the present.

Oh well, at least it’s partial justice for a man that’s been murdered. It might be coming from the shitty place you’re identifying, but it’s setting an excellent precedent for charging police with the crimes that they commit.

This is another sacrifice like Liang was. Minorities get charged. White men do not.

Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.

Behold! The majestic Norwegian Forest Cat. They are much larger and fluffier than normal cats, allowing them to cover much more of your keyboard when they flop over on it.

I wonder if Viking Cats were ancestors to Norwegian Forest Cats?

“I didn’t even know there were Viking cats,” Harvard Medical School population geneticist Pontus Skoglund told Nature.

Don’t you have Birkenstocks? ;)

oh cool i didn’t realize medical supply companies were pivoting to become consumer-facing

Please take that back about Justin Theroux!

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

if i thought it would buy me some time as i was hightailing away from it, you can bet your ass i would.

its not as unconvincing as bethenny frankel’s face though, is it?

I generally think demanding that high school teachers protect the delicate ears of their students is laughable (many of my best high school teachers could only go about 1.5 periods without swearing and “it’s debate not masturbate” is the best thing I’ve heard all day), but this woman didn’t just swear, she went…

Thank you for explaining the television

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I side-eyed Reign for half a season, then completely gave in to it’s soap-opera-in-fancy-dress-with-cute-boys-and-good-music splendor. Bring on the beautiful inaccuracies!