Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

We could do whole franchises

Anyone else think of this Q first? Just me? Hello?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.

and terrible side-swept hair.

How can you be a beauty blogger when your repertoire consists solely of silver eye shadow and poorly drawn eyeliner?

This happened. #burn

New theory: Yoko gets Chinese take out every night and just tweets us her fortune.

these dudes say yes too!

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

I read it on the home stretch of a doomed relationship. 100% escapism. Stayed up late at night and everything. Then when I had binge read the whole series, I woke up the next morning feeling like I embodied that “dafuq did I just read?” meme.

Same here, I had a few people recommend it so I picked it up. I got three chapters in and was like nope I’m good.

Technically, those were the best chapters.

I have the same birthday as Bella Swan, apparently.

It was the blank chapters that did for me. But when you’re on holiday in Greece and you’re stuck in your apartment because the rain is so heavy it’s washed away most of the roads, you’ll read anything.

...editor?