At this rate, Messi will score as many goals at the Euros as Ronaldo.

No. Stop this slander now.

Living a freer and happier life than I can possibly live now that I know about this box of horrors.

NO. I DON’T KNOW WHY I AM ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS HIDDLESWIFT THING BUT I HATE IT.

Just came her to say that Israel has cut off all water supply to West bank — during ramadan. How dare we try to BDS Israel. Fuck Israel.

The ISIS connections are legit the least interesting thing about this. Dude was barely educated about ISIS at all other than knowing that they were terrorists in Syria who he could mentally twist into being freedom fighters. He was a shithead closet case with an anger problem and a chronic case of misogyny whose…

hot take: mayo is bad and no one needs various flavors of it.

Yes, because pedantry will bring the hundreds who have died as the result of gun violence back from the dead. It doesn’t really matter what the thing is called, and splitting hairs about terminology does nothing except draw attention away from the actual issue, which is scores upon scores of innocent people being…

DUDE those Pnina dresses are horrendous and I will never ever ever understand the desire to drop $10-$15k to look like a glorified late 1980s hair band hooker on one’s wedding day.

That dress looks like one of those Pnina Tornai monstrosities that women are always spending way too much money for on Say Yes to the Dress.

Ugh, fuckin Tommen is making me even more mad than Ramsey and Joffrey did. They are obviously far worse and do/did far worse things. But fuckin Tommen, man. I want that little shit to just die already. I’m pretty awful, I know.

Cool trolling dude, A+ work

I take your point, but chickens are bred for food and are not classed as critically endangered. This is an horrific loss for the breeding program of these beautiful intelligent creatures which will be felt all around the world. How on earth the child got into the enclosure really needs to be addressed. I feel for the…

Apparently that’s normal gorilla behavior with babies and adult gorillas to get them to move — not aggression, just their version of grabbing someone by the hand. A baby gorilla knows that’s the cue to scramble onto their parents’ back and get off the ground. A baby human would obviously not have the same instinct.

Ugh

I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.

“’I always say, start with your books,’ Erica in the House advises. She recommends stacking the books in different ways—”

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.

I don’t get the issue here. Are we supposed to ignore the mass consumption of an endangered species because they happen to consume it in a certain part of the world?

AHHHH I can’t wait. Samantha Bee has become so damn vicious and I’m so here for it.