He called in sick, but he actually worked from home. They have a pretty lax policy about that. I did get worried when he RE-WATCHED the whole series the other day, though.

My husband was awake all night after binge-watching The Jinx and called in sick to work the next day. Most hilarious reason to miss work ever: thinking about Robert Durst all night.

Ugh, I feel like one of my closest friends is going through the same thing. They have one child, 18 mos., and he works while she stays at home, does all the child care and all the cooking and cleaning. He fully expects her to go back to work once the baby's in daycare even though she's very happy to be a sahm and he…

An emulsion of raw egg and oil. If that's not Satanic, I don't know what is.

You get a star for using the word arras.

This pleases me because I've recently been inundated with new Russian lady followers who want to chat and please click on link. No, thank you. I am only interested in taking selfies after getting my hair done and taking pics of magnetic fridge poetry I've created about Michael Fassbender's penis.

NO. Michael Fassbender is numbers 1-infinity.

Awesome article. I have a friend who is raising her girls the same way. There wasn't any inappropriate touching in her past, but she wants her girls to grow up knowing it's their right to have boundaries and for people to respect their personal space. When i visit she asks them "Do you want to give (a cake) a hug?"…

I always feel weird about interacting with strangers' dogs or the dogs that live in my building. I've felt more than once a side-eye of disapproval for petting a friendly dog. When a dog jumps on me in the elevator, I don't mind because I frickin love dogs, but then I remind myself that the owner is probably trying…

This article's headline is kind of misleading. I came here hoping to read an essay on women who regret becoming mothers, full stop, not women who regret it for a time, or learn to love it or adjust to a new life eventually. What about women who have a child and NEVER feel the bond and desperately wish they could undo…

She has a beak to rival the Chicken Lady.

I know somebody who did that off the side of a boat while in the marina.

My point is to throw some historical context into the mix and see what happens. Clearly, nothing.

When Dirty Harry utters his famous line "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" he's talking to a black guy. I would argue that other than when discussing punk music, this is the most famous use of the word "punk" in pop culture history.

I want the Elf Love story to be true because ELVES!!!11

I know it's a little messed up to be talking about an 8-year-old's beach body, but at least they don't say anything negative about her or criticise her shape. That snippet of the magazine seems to be pro-celebrities of all ages in their beach wear.

Yup, I've never heard anyone here use the term "African Canadian", although I was in a store once and when paying for my purchase, the cashier asked me who assisted me on the floor. I said I didn't get her name and she replied "Was she African American?"