My idea is this.

Fucking Florida.

You missed a big opportunity calling the ‘MSM’ the Lame Stream Media, big smart man.

And the Patriot.

The Jeep Compass looks to have been inspired by a Star Wars cosplayer...

Somehow even uglier than the Caliber. A real accomplishment.

It looks like a giant eraser.

I think the Dodge Caliber is right up there. Horrible quality interior materials assembled with indifference, driving position like sitting in a bathtub, lackluster engine made much worse by a groaning CVT. Not really good at anything it’s supposed to do.

It has a taste for boaters now.

I cannot disagree with this BUT I remember thinking these cars were cool when they came out. I was a kid and I’m pretty sure I ate paint chips.

In the late 80s you could pick up low mileage X-11s all day for under $1000. Still wasn’t worth it.

That V6 was a good sounding if not slightly flatulant engine with a bit of decent performance. Relative to the times it had ok performance. Inside and the car in general was a POS with some nasty braking habits.

I assume he means the “Cologne” V6. Used in some form from the 60s until like 2010 IIRC.

No. After driving for 4 hours or so, I need a piss and something to eat.

I’ve never understood the lines of cars, waiting 45 minutes, engines on, to save $6 on a tank of gas. 

Everyone loves a “free market” until it’s time to pay people more or lower prices

Just proves the old saying that a beat up GM vehicle will keep going longer than most vehicles will go at all.

Super disappointed that wasn’t a red ‘95 Dodge Ram.

You don’t have to be overweight to appreciate easier ingress/egress. Bad knees and backs are better accommodated by taller vehicles.