If Fiverthirtyeight’s playoff projections are anything like their election projections the Bengals are gonna win the Superbowl.

In order for the presidency to ravage your health and looks you probably have to actually give a shit about the job to begin with.

I believe those are called helicopters.

Also just realized I missed the joke. Cut me some slack, I just got drunk watching people swim and run for the last 6 hours.

Came to post.

Yeah man, it’s a total bummer when people make sweeping generalizations about people they don’t know a single thing about!

Not testing for marijuana =/= Knowingly allowing their players to break the law. Ask Adam Silver.

“I generally don’t like tipping”

I’ll fight every commenter in here!

I would think you wouldn’t even have to know what baseball is to see that and be impressed.

Umm, Philly sports fan here....about that “legitimate home advantage”....http://www.thegoodphight.com/2014/6/20/5828…

Wow what an original witty statement!

Shout out to Gary Anderson.

Um...In what universe was that tackle a cheap shot? Get outta here.