#1, 2 and 4 are just utter blasphemy. Holy shit

God, the comments on that Facebook post are just delusional gold. All boomers, too.

“They can’t beat him when it comes to a policy debate”

Holy shit.

She...

Right.

I agree that the rest of Barstool is fratty gutter humor and their fans are usually even worse. But PFT Commenter is smart, clever, and one of the most unique bits in sports journalism culture, clearly more talented than anyone else on the Barstool roster. It’s unfortunate that joining Barstool was probably his chance…

This is a horrendous take. And also probably racist. Good job, you got me triggered.

Get a girl who looks at you like Guy Fieri looks at the upside-down bass player clapping his feet together.

I much prefer this idiot white rapper

Hey, that must be the sound of something going over someone's head...

And as a Wolves fan, the tale of Kevin does sound eerily familiar.

"I was the last Dodson... and now my sons are the last Dodsons"

Freshman roommate from Detroit had a fake ID from Toronto, used to bring girls back to the room at 3 am on a Tuesday. Was notorious for taking acid and throwing a tennis ball against the adjacent building's walls for hours on end. Eventually met a prophet on the train and converted to devout Christianity. We talked…