You’re a monster.

This just further shows how idiotic our speed limit laws are. You’re never supposed to exceed the speed limit, even when passing, but this law essentially makes the left lane 100% illegal to ever be in. God forbid we ever have speed limits that match current road and traffic conditions. It’s almost like the speed…

We used to have multiple managers who would use the words “TOUCH BASE” after they are gone, the few left vowed to never use these words again. So far so good. The last time someone used these words, they end up with a baseball base on their desk with a warning.

Look, at the end of the day, it is what it is.

I’m inclined to agree with you, but I’d like to get the view from 30,000 feet before we proceed.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

I don’t think people really grasp how much automation has already happened. 

Fun tip. If you want to record a customer service call to prove BigCorp Inc is treating you unfairly, you can record that call as long as they play the “this call may be monitored or recorded” message or some variant. They give consent by making that announcement and continuing with the call and you give consent by…

I blame the Democrats for nominating the least electable major party nominee in history.

“will likely kill you”

Seeing as how I’m writing this, that can’t possibly be true.

I’m great at this game. Want to know a great tip?

Fix any car and a lifetime of sex with unique partners. No brainer!

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.

I hope they try for a completely new format. I think all but the most sycophantic fanboys would agree Top Gear had seen decreasing returns for several seasons, with the hosts visibly running out of steam and short of fresh ideas. I chalk that up to being forced into a box every week.

Hammond from the darkest timeline!

A full episode of ‘The Interceptors’

A showdown of some sort between Regular Hammond and Evil Hammond.

Cheap car challenges cheap car challenges cheap car challenges

Here is one I had a hand in. Given that we built it in a single day, and started with one of the ten ugliest vehicles ever publicly sold, the result worked well enough to win its race... One day steam car build for Scrapheap Challenge/Junkyard Wars