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Awww, senpai noticed me! And, like, ONLY me! YAY!!! And immediately after I asked some very specific questions that challenged their illusions of online anonymity. How very coincidental! Anyway, Dr. Paresh, CEO of Usung Shiba Inu Coin To Buy A Coke From A Vending Machine, LLC, I think you’re right. I do need to get a…

PARESH CAME BACK!!! HOLY SHIT THEY CAME BACK!!!

Fucking hilarious. Thank you for the entertainment. I couldn’t be more thrilled to see your bullshit scam going under, honestly.

You clearly haven’t played high-stakes Monopoly before.

It’s extremely easy to write about why those games are fun, Paresh.

So no. You cannot even write a single paragraph as to why axie infinity is fun.

Found the kool aid drinker.

Definitely not a game. Its a pyramid scheme that has game like functions but no one plays it for fun.

I never thought I’d have to read this line and reflect on it as being more than a non-sequitur.

Kids! If you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place!

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Milk ducks does having me giggling though. Am considering changing it back. 

Right? And a “poor decision” is something you do once, like “oh, I really shouldn’t have had that much to drink last night” or “I really shouldn’t have slept with that weird guy.”  If you are repeatedly choosing to do something for two years, that’s kinda just who you are as a person.

Sperm shaped eyebrows are a bad decision. Tax evasion is a criminal act. Slavery is evil. 

Nice try, HBO.

I’m guessing Singer and a few of the people at the colleges he paid bribes to will go to jail. I’m guessing none of the rich parents will go to jail, not even the ones who also committed tax fraud with their fake charities/donations while a part of this. They’ll pay fines which will seem like a lot to us, but not…

Whoever approved that ad should be placed in an overhead bin.

This can’t be serious? Did EA sponsor this piece?