abwhorent
Abwhorent
abwhorent

I disagree. Why let kids think that the family broke up because of some random reason? My marriage imploded literally overnight. What was I supposed to tell my kids? That mom and dad made this insta decision to break up? No, I told them dad had been dating and that it was not part of what I expected from our marriage

I agree in principle on what you’re saying. My ex wanted me to go along with some bullshit story as to why we were splitting but no, I wasn’t going to lie to my kids. I told them the truth: dad dated while we were married. I didn’t give them the gory details, such as I discovered he had been, ahem, ‘dating’ for years,

I totally agree with how you are raising your kid but understand that based on my two your kid is a freaking godsend. And Madonna’s kid may be more like my cheetoh loving kid.

it’s not just a lack of foresight, it’s also a lack of insight. they have very inaccurate ideas of what kind of people they are.

Never mind that your sperm are going to be a problem too, buddy. The male biological clock ticks along too, even if it's less obvious.

So ugh.

my mom raised my sister on a series of rigid diets starting when she was five, and now she’s completely fucked up regarding her body image, her relationship to food, and her understanding of health in general. you sound like you’re doing things right, and i heartily applaud you.

Neither did I. I thought it was closer to three fifths.

It puts the dentures in the cup.

My understanding is this happens:

Huh... I didn’t realize 30% of black people undergo spontaneous slavery.

Especially since we* do it, but if an actual black person mentions slavery it’s “omg that was like 200 years ago get over it already.”

Oh my god. It’s not abortion that is the great evil of this generation.

They’re baaaack...

“Lady, the god you pray to is too busy being indicted for tax fraud.

“Today, Planned Parenthood is going on the offensive against those who would shut our doors,”

pfft, women. always making a federal case out of everything...

It’s my professional opinion that David Daleiden seems like a huge dork

If that’s your defense, you’ll be up for season 3 when you get taken to grammar court.

That's one badass assistant principal.