I read this story earlier on Facebook and all my super religious friends were up in arms that Obama used the “a word”. Granted anything he does makes them flip their shit but I couldn't believe that people were losing their minds over that.

Right? It’s a red flag for awesomeness.

Halloween is a holiday that involves wearing black and has no family obligations. If you can’t understand why this is a great thing, you should sit down.

Sure. Goddess forbid that people be reminded of a normal biological female bodily function in a society where the extremely conservative, male right wing is stopping at nothing to control female bodies.

Jesus answered and said unto her, Smile for me, baby: What are you, a bitch?

- Book of Chodes, 4:32

Ah, the inane ramblings of a war criminal.

Despite the fact that she seems to be lying to herself and the viewers, what I found especially offensive were her comments on divorce. The Beadors push this narrative of “saving their family,” like divorce is some sort of death sentence to eternal unhappiness when generally it’s the opposite.

Body shaming isn’t cool. Nor is photographing someone’s backside and disseminating it.

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

They’ll probably become the women policing other women and making videos about how “leggings aren’t pants”.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

Honestly, you’d think they’d find a less pushy way to find a husband.

I get the impulse to be inclusive (and correct me if I’m wrong) but.. don’t these clubs exist to make business connections?

Because the female praying mantises don’t want to see their partner’s face...*sinister smirk*

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

I don’t know about this guy in particular, but he seems to fit with the school of thought espoused by some prominent conservative Christians that it is a sin not t appear joyful when doing your duty. Like, they punish their kids for doing what they are told if the kids don’t seem sufficiently happy about it. I think…

My favorite part is how Larry is admitting he rapes his wife.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

Filed to: CRETINS WITH DICKS