I will take care of women

Well, that’s how you know it’s bullshit. Destiel 4eva!

Oh man! Haunted Vagina is so hard to get rid of! I had it 2 years ago took me forever to figure out what ghost was haunting my vagina. I caught the haunt at the county museum when I was chaperone for my nieces field trip. Then I had to go salt and burn the bones of the ghost that was haunting my vagina but the woman…

Haunted vagina. When is the pro-choice lobby going to talk about these devastating side-effects?

Abortion: 2spooky4me

You know, all those scientific studies that showed spiritual consequences.

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

Don’t be sorry at all. I probably share a lot of those same feelings. I’m one of those adjuncts who could have probably made headlines for having nearly died due to lack of health insurance.

Seeing the mass arrest of hundreds of brave souls carrying dildos would be about the best thing ever. Can you imagine CNN or, holy God, Fox News carrying that story. “Austin police today confiscated 34 butt plugs, 20 magic rabbits, and.....uh, uh.... 50 ten inch rubber black cocks. Next up, the weather and a great…

(I really thought I was going to come up empty handed on a search. But no... times 1,000)

You’d think the Internet would have stopped people believing things like that, but I think there are more of them today because they can find echo chambers to support the nutty things people believe.

Who gives a shit what MRAs think?

Also the narrator being clearly on her side!

I love when the dude steps in like, “Let me handle this little lady...” Nope!

Poor Bess Truman! They forgot to prepare her bottle for easy breakage.

Well that, and also... “in a few generations the Huxtables will have been just a fairytale.”

I will quit my teaching job before I allow someone to arm me. Period.

Over-worked, under paid, under appreciated and surrounded by shitty kids? Yes give that person a firearm.

Well, I mean, there is a difference. Most of the people in prison weren’t doing it for the nutritional value.