You just wrote the chorus to the greatest punk song of 2015

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

I think that’s your shame-sweat, actually.

Oh forgive me, yes, what we really need in this world is more unbidden critical commentary on women’s looks! Please, won’t you tell us more about what you think????? It’s cute how the only defense mechanism you seem to have is suggesting that I’m upset, like that has any bearing whatsoever on who’s an asshole here.

Yeah, but remember that the MOST IMPORTANT THING is that you publicly share your thoughts about women’s looks. It is incredibly important that you make it known if you think a woman is ugly. Or if you think a woman is hot. Your assessment simply MUST be shared with the world!

Ho ho! Oh, you’re FUNNY. Don’t be an asshole.

It’s not though.... it’s a well-tried method used in Tort law, and there are tons of calculations that go into it. It’s not like they’re just throwing spaghetti at the wall and hoping it sticks. Tort claims very often deal with monetary calculations that are “subjective”, through standardized formulas.

Males accused of rape. not male rape victims.

This is why I am so ambivalent about insisting that young women report sexual assault and harassment. Sexual violence is costly no matter what. But the people I’ve known who ended up dropping out of college or graduate school after their assault or being harassed weren’t worn down by the trauma of the event itself.…

ACTUALLY, good news, they finally passed the bill that was meant to help address this since that Daily Show episode aired (and probably thanks to that Daily Show episode)! It’s called the Rape Survivor Child Custody Act, and it offers an incentive to states that make it illegal for rapists to sue for custody of the…

And twenty-three states have allow rapists to sue for custody rights if their victim gets pregnant.

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal?

Did I HAVE to? No.

Good! Next God will say something about those damn kids with the wheelie boards and their hipping hops music.

Considering Jesus walked around in a tunic and sandals and died wearing only a diaper, I don’t think that God gives two wet shits about the location of anyone’s pants.

Exactly, I don’t understand what the fuss is about. Don’t email women on a professional, social-networking site to tell them they’re pretty. Why is this such a hard pill to swallow??

This is too exhausting.

For fuck’s sake.

RUDE.

Right? Give me a woman scorned any day, 98 times out of 100 the worst she does is get too drunk with her friends and make a fool of herself crying over a breakup in public.