abwhorent
Abwhorent
abwhorent

Ohhhhh. There’s a dog off screen....

First time my dog ever responds to a video and it’s the off camera dog growling that got her attention?!?. Good thing this doesn’t need volume to be adorable. (so I can watch it 100 times)

Or he recently bought “Overturned Supreme Court Decisions Of The Day Toilet Paper.”

It’s like Huckabee recently saw “Dred Scott” somewhere, and as part of his Self-Improvement September, challenged himself to use “Dred Scott” in a sentence once a day.

“The Dred Scott decision by the Supreme Court was overturned by the Civil War”

Taking bets on which Republican blowhard will be the first to label this “wasteful Government spending” and get another kick in to the rotting equine corpse that is their female voting block.

“...which women just make for fun and profit anyway....”

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,

I’m just happy that I’m unrapeable. Fun fact: Not shaving your legs or waxing your brows protects you from rape!

omg, you’re one of my readers!

The editorial in your newsletters is entitled “I love sex with random people but I hate Steve so I told everyone he raped me,” right?

You should’ve been subscribing to my newsletter, “Men: They’re Perfect, So How Can We Bring Them Down With Baseless Accusations?”

I wish I’d known about all the sweet, sweet rape money back when I got raped. I’d be on easy street!

Personally I make up rape stories so people shower me with money.

They’re not against abortions as much as they’re against women having sex. And they will say on one hand that it’s a precious life and on the other that if a woman plays around, she deserves what she gets.

The logical collapse in this reasoning never fails to stun me. If you are opposed to abortions you should be encouraging easy availability of birth control. This is not rocket science, people. More contraceptives means fewer unplanned pregnancies; fewer unplanned pregnancies means fewer abortions. Yes, there is

Didn’t Jez run an article a few months ago saying that the problem isn’t lack of funding, but the fact that police departments generally just don’t give a shit? Basically, it said that plenty of money had been made available in the last few years, but departments have just continued to ignore rape kits and use the

Is it me or do Biden and Lynch have a sort of buddy-cop movie protagonist vibe in all their photos? Whenever they do anything together I always feel like they’re just stopping by on the way to solve a mystery.

The idea that we had a war on drugs while a single piece of rape evidence sat on a shelf somewhere. It’s sick.