Iced tea now but I’ll probably switch to wine or possibly just chloroform myself at like 9:30

Can a girl get un-greyed finally so that she can have some emotional support for this diarrhea show

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

Predickted.

Just as Brostradamus predicted.

“It’s a lot easier to be pursued than the pursuer.” Until your pursuer gropes you, shoves money down your top, strokes you, verbally abuses you, follows you or - my favorite - punches you in the face because you politely turned him down. All of which have happened to me and, with the exception of the punch, more than…

It’s almost endearing, in a way. Like watching a drunk guy try to walk up the down escalator.

I honestly don’t understand why he was fired. None of those posts is anything different than the shit The Donald has spewed and continue to vomit.

My stupid partner of 8 years used to always tell me “funny” stories of girls hitting on him. I was always “Dude I don’t care, get me some chocolate”. One day we were in the health food shop so he could buy his stupid tablets he is convinced will stop him from dying but are probably contributing, he was talking to…

easy answer: MOST WOMEN out in public, just going about their day, do not want to be hit on by random strange men. it’s that simple, bro.

Just when I thought it couldn’t get better, cue the guy downthread saying “evo psych was proven right”.

Why the fuck do some dudes think that being polite and sticking to social nicities means you totally want to bone them? One of the reasons I hated my customer service job was because some men thought that me doing my job meant we “had a connection”. A connection that centred around their dick. Their dick that was…

I’m not so much proud as INCREDIBLY AMUSED by you and some other people.
I’m also really confused where you got the idea I had any intention or desire to have a serious conversation about this. (Is this an example of men misreading signals?! It is, isn’t it? PERFECTION.)
I feel the the satirical popcorn gif is pretty…

yeah and like, if men are soooo bad at reading social clues as they claim, then logically they shouldn’t be allowed to work jobs which rely on interpreting social clues, like oh I don’t know, police officers, therapists, etc.

And this, right here, is why I’m not anything more than polite (unless it’s someone I’m interested in.) Guys take it the wrong way. Then again, they sometimes take politeness the wrong way, too. It’s like we can’t win.

Oh Tracy, what would we do without you posting controversial stuff on the weekends to keep us entertained? You’re a Jezebel treasure.
(I predict that this time it won’t be the regular Jezzies who get offended, but we will get an influx of possible MRAs and #notallmen’ers at some point, not to mention mansplainers.)

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

SHAKING BAD