I, too, like my oatmeal lumpy.

He doesn't HAVE to give a fuck. But, he also doesn't want to. *light chuckle*

"Ya'll stupid for going to work every day and paying taxes."

I just became a dad! Thanks!

Remind me: this show still takes place in 2013, right? Over the course of the episode, several inmates made references to different shootings that happened all over the country. Someone - Black Cindy, I think? - mentions San Bernardino. She couldn't have been referring to the Inland Regional Center attack, could she?…

Josh Gad is my Jake Johnson.

You want this baby boy's soul? You gotta pay the troll toll.

How many 30 Rock alums made appearances this season? There was Pete, Frank, Lutz, and Tracy's "son" whose name I can't recall at this time.

The Incredibly Strange Things Who Stopped Living And Became Stranger.

The vagina monster from the 1985 horror film, The Strangeness, confirmed for season three, teased at the end of season two as the Displacer Beast.

Alternatively: Mojo will be season two's primary antagonist.

I'LL let you hold a dollar. For MONEY.

Also starring Barbra Crampton!

PUMA MAN.

What fucking day is it?!

The Magic Arsehole?

I tapped "Load more Comments" four times looking for this. Subtitles confirm the dog's name is king.

I enjoyed the X-Men/Guardians crossover, The Trial Of Jean Grey. Oh, what I would give to see the Guardians cross paths with the Shi'ar Empire. But, alas, rights.

I was going to say, "Wasn't he already in Schizopolis?" I'm sated.

In YOUR end-o. ;)