someone please explain why i like it SO MUCH when women say “suck my dick” since i won’t be able to afford psychoanalysis until i’m out of graduate school

I’d pay good money to watch a film of this cast reading the script and rolling their eyes.

I’m so glad for Sarah that not all of her family are shitlords. My heart breaks for the kids at the facility that aren’t that lucky. All of these military-style/hard labor camps for “troubled” teens should be illegal, they're abuse straight up.

To be truthful, I don’t even understand her point or what she is trying to say here. Are you able to translate for me?

Props for use of the word man in the headline. None of this but but but he’s only a kid nonsense.

No, no, you don’t understand: Guns matter.

Counter Argument

That sounds more ominous than I meant it to.

Donald Trump will solve this by building a wall around women.

If you are thinking of executing a murder/suicide, just reverse the order. I promise it will still work.

I once made the mistake of referring to my dog as my baby (as in, “here’s an old picture of my baby Ruby when she was just a puppy....”) and people JUMPED ON MY ASS about it. Yes, I know my dog isn’t a literal baby. The razor teeth and roundworms were kind of a giveaway.

This was my kid. We kept going to our ped begging her to find something wrong. She actually apologized to us, at one point, because his colic was SO bad; “I’m so sorry you guys, this is truly awful’.

It was horrific. And why I will NEVER judge any parent who does WHATEVER (within reason) to get sleep and sanity.

There were times he was literally awake for 24 hours at a time- as a 6 month old.

A dear friend’s little boy would NOT sleep as a baby. There were times he was literally awake for 24 hours at a time- as a 6 month old. It almost broke her. They were not opposed to CIO, he just never stopped crying. There wasn’t a point at which he’d exhaust himself to sleep. I watched him for her sometimes…

My thoughts with toddlers in the bed always comes back to “do you get kicked in the face often?”

Yeah that’s not where my thoughts go at all. I laugh because he is sad and afraid, which is ironic considering how rape/attempted rape victims feel. During the attack and after. It’s poetic.

Honestly, I think that rape is very very often (I’d go so far as to say in the majority of cases) exactly that: a way to compensate for perceived affronts to dominance/masculinity or displace insecurity about those things via taking what more masculine men are perceived to get, or are even owed (NO ONE is owed sex,…

I was going to give a reasoned response. I changed my mind. Fuck off dude. Seriously. Don’t go around belittling how other people feel because they are worried about their kids. It makes you look like an asshole.

I enjoy how you took this as the place to air a grievance against something completely unrelated. Side note: fuck Donald Trump, dude’s a dick yo.

My seventeen magazine has been coming for like eight years and we stopped paying the subscription like six years ago. I do subscribe to bitch magazine because it's the shit, though.