Do you not see the woman who is also in the picture, and who is Hope Hicks?

That’s not all I’m airing, on an hourly basis

I have about 10 tops i switch out. Same tops all the time. I switch between wearing skinny slacks with them and skirts, about 50/50. Never fails that when I wear the skirt someone will comment on how dressed up I am.

“You need to dress properly - it’s about respect!”

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

You’re fine. It happens so much, and rubs me the wrong way-in combination with this being the third publication I was writing for that day, moving, and various personal issues, I lost my head and got disproportionally annoyed. Best wishes in all further ventures in sarcasm to us both.

What if you needed something faxed and someone was all like, “Faxed it for you!”

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Last time I went to a club this guy lectured my friends and I because apparently he’d been watching us all night and every time rando dudes came up behind us, we “ran away”. Sorry I’m shifting away from gropers. During his speech, another guy came up, put his arm around me tightly and asked if I wanted a beer. If he…

Personally, I think we all need to start wearing hoola hoops to institute mandatory no-touch personal zones.

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

Good lord, did someone film the boy throwing up on the side of the road? That is horrible.

I personally LOVE his new Hairy Styles!

You need a permission slip from a real, grown-up bra first.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no…

It would be slightly less ridiculous if he solicited men and women. But only slightly.