Screw smart appliances. My fridge won’t stop beeping at me to change the filter or because I left the door open. Dishwasher beeps to let me know it has clean dishes inside. Cut it with the noise!

You hear that?...That’s Clarkson rolling over on his plush, very expensive sheets and mattress.

It's an article about race, and yet you still judge it by its cover.

It's RBF (Resting Bitch Face) not BRF.

“The Sheriff” is bad. But I don’t know what I would have done if I heard one more person refer to the game as maybe Peyton’s “last rodeo.”

I think there was motorcross on Saturday. Monster trucks this upcoming Saturday

They interviewed Anthony Lynn and Hue Jackson both of those candidates met the Rooney Rule requirement.

The problem is that it’s a concept car that could be a today production car from a more interesting company. Instead we all know this will never come out of Acura.

The Giants and 49ers did a pretty good job of not fucking over a city when building two new stadiums. As an Alameda County resident I sure hope no money goes to the Raiders.

Somebody apparently hasn’t seen a Buick commercial in a hot minute.

Atleast back then you had Hope!

The Marlins’ front office might not want to give other players a blueprint on how to get traded away.

Seriously the deferring on the coin flip thing, really? I’ve been doing that on Madden since I was like 10. The praise for that kind of stuff makes me think “football genius” doesn't mean much.

And all these other sports have unlimited space. I don't remember being able to just walk on any team I wanted to play on. Football helps more kids than it hurts. It may not be ideal but I don't want to take it away from people.

You think taking away structured after school activity for thousands of high school kids is a good thing?

Yeah, more men will be killed by guns in Chicago this week than playing football this year.

One less Chicago gun death.

Wrong. This isn’t vandalism, they were just adding the “M” for Magic so people could finally tell who it is.

Annoyed me last week watching CBS and they pitched to Mike Carrey for obvious replays.

Total guess but the only explanation I can think of was he never intended this to be published. Like it was saved in drafts and an editor grabbed it or something. Or he might go with I was told to do this/had no choice because of a deadline. None of it makes sense though.